Convention Buddy
Con floors are a lot. I'll navigate, queue, carry, and keep the energy up.
companionship, but make it cosmic
Uranusthe Furry
Warm, weird, and a little bit sideways — just like the planet. Good company for conventions, events, and everything in the orbit between.
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About
Hi, I'm Uranus. I'm a furry, a professional good-time-haver, and a reliably friendly face in a crowded room. I do companionship: showing up, being present, and making whatever you're doing more fun than it would've been alone.
Kind, chatty, unflappable at loud events, and happy to be the buffer between you and a room full of strangers.
Offerings
Dinner & Company
A meal, a walk, a long conversation. Easy company, zero awkward silences.
Events & Outings
Concerts, meets, parties — a plus-one who's actually glad to be there.
Just Talk
Sometimes you want someone to listen. That's a real service and I'm good at it.
Rates and availability on request. All bookings are strictly platonic companionship.
Book
Tell me what you've got in mind — the date, the vibe, the place. I'll get back to you.
hello@uranusprovider.funPlease include a date, a city, and roughly how long you'd like.